Once again, it’s time for EVIL MARTIN BLOG TAKEOVER!

Evil Martin’s WorldCon Report, Day 2

The APC (Anti Party Conspiracy) continues. Our “room on the party floor” turns out to be on a different floor entirely. No explanations yet, but I think it must be related to this strange alien obelisk I found cleverly hidden in the streets of San Antonio.

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But fear bot! (Oops! Strange typo there. Ignore it. There are no bots here, no bots at all. THERE ARE NO BOTS ANYWHERE IN SAN ANTONIO! AND IF THERE WERE BOTS IN SAN ANTONIO, THEY WOULD *N*O*T* BE GIANT ORANGE OBELISKS, AND THEY WOULD *N*O*T* BE FORCING ME TO WRITE THIS MESSAGE!!!!!)

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But fear not! The intrepid Bill Ledbetter is on the case, and there WILL be a WAIOTF party! Details soon!

As for con business: this morning we took the tour with the stars (we being Tina Smith, Marina Lostetter, Gama Martinez, AustinDM, and I in my clever disguise – they never knew it was me, UNLIKE THOSE ******* BOTS), but we were too far back in the crowd to hear Cat Vallente, Phil Foglio, and other luminaries share stories. So instead, being writers, we made up our own, of course. (The ducks of San Antonio shall be the next epic heroes, just wait and see!) Then we had a very good breakfast and talked about writing.

Uh-oh, gotta go! I’ll report back when I have time!

No, Mr. Orange Obelisk, I wasn’t writing anything. Honest!

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Evil Martin’s WorldCon Report, Day 2.5

No, Mr. Starro, I didn’t write anything about your bots, honest!

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